"The breadth of my penis."
The Red Sox sweep Chicago and their hot streak continues …
Bill:
When's the last time you've seen back-to-back homeroni's to regain a lead?
Doug:
Un-fucking-believable. Not only back to backs but first pitch meatballs ass well! Manny and Ortizle: the most lethal 1-2 punch in baseball these days … they rank first and second in the American League in home runs, slugging percentage and extra-base hits.
Bill:
Hey, A-Rod and Sheffield … How's that sloppy seconds working out for you?
Doug:
And what about that first inning gem by Mint to rob that whacko Jurassic Carl of a base hit? Theo's trade is looking better every day.
Bill:
Fuck yeah. And what about Tiny Timlin tiptoeing through a nine-pitch struggle with Ross Gload, who popped out, then winning an eight-pitch showdown by getting Timo Perez to fly to center?
Doug:
Yeah, Timlin says the Yankees have always been in his sites … screw the mild card, the dude wants to win the AL East.
Bill:
Can you fucking believe we can say five and half back and AL East lead in the same sentence? Are you happy or what?
Doug:
Yeah, I'm so happy today I wanted to say to my Dunkin' Donuts register person that my penis was broad. "My dick is broad" I would say, or "Do you understand how broad my cock is?" Maybe simply, "The breadth of my penis."
Bill:
And, at five and a half back, your register person would understand that there are times when ambiguity is not a failure to tend to a specific concern, but rather, is an articulation of the limits of concern.
Doug:
Fuck, yeah, they would. It's gangbang weathah again!
Author's Notes
The 'penis is broad' theme is taken from the September 10, 1996 entry is Letters to Wendy's.
OOH...this strip is a wee bit dark..
Posted by: G-man | 2004.08.23 at 06:48 AM
Hell yes A-frod loves those sloppy seconds!! He has'em every time its his turn to go down on Torre. I bet he lets Jeter go first.
Posted by: joey | 2004.08.23 at 07:50 AM
Hell yes A-frod loves those sloppy seconds!! He has'em every time its his turn to down on Torre.
Posted by: joey | 2004.08.23 at 07:56 AM
didn't mean to post that twice. computer problems
Posted by: joey | 2004.08.23 at 07:59 AM
Manny and Papi are so fucking awesome that I was in no way surprised by the back-to-back longballs. I actually EXPECTED it. That's so fucked up.
Posted by: Da Kine | 2004.08.23 at 11:38 PM