Kick those legs!

The Red Sox lose Sunday to Chicago thereby sadly losing the three game home series as well …

Bill:
I hate losing to the hog butchers.

 

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Doug:
Fuck yeah. Don't those husky, brawling fucks have some tools to make or some wheat to stack or some shit?

 

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Bill:
Don't you love the excitement of a 3 way race for the illegitimate child card?

 

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Doug:
Abso-fucking-lutely. And I love this offseason bullpen weakness plugging. No more giving away games in the late innings. Fuck no. Theo's built a mofo juggernaut in Embree and Timlin.

 

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Bill:
If this shit keeps up I'm going to have to pretend I actually give a shit about the dopers and bizarre sport freaks at the O-dink-ics.

 

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Doug:
Fuck Yankees Red Sox. Give me the rivalry of Ian Thorpe and Michael Phelps any day!

 

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Bill:
Whoo-hoo! Swimming! Kick those legs harder motherfucker. I'm on the edge of my seat for that shit.

 

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Doug:
Yeah, if I hear NBC tell me one more fucking time how and why I should give a shit about badminton, I'm going to start breaking shit.

 

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Bill:
Hey, Bob Costas, I've got Just for Men on the phone wanting to know if you want a bulk discount on their hair coloring you phony little shit. [Laughs]

 

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Comments

[Steinbrenner Killed Kennedy]

Thank Christ Dale Sveum isn't a traffic cop.

[JB]

Raise your hand if you'd rather watch "women" play handball than watch our bullpen for one more inning. I hate this team.

[Da Kine]

I don't know. Those badminton volleys can get rather heated.