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The Red Sox win big again, banging Toronto with an 11-5 hit fest …

Bill:
Schilling shuts the front door! 6 and one third strong, making him 16-6. I'm Schpicey!

 

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Doug:
I motherfucking love the man, in a manly man's way, of course, despite his haircut.

 

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Bill:
Yeah, Fucking Silva beat me to the punch with that Flock of Seagulls reference. Too fucking funny.

 

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Doug:
Yeah, you've gotta get up pretty fucking early in the morning to top the Big Dawg.

 

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Bill:
OK, enough of Space Age Love Songs, dude. Did you know that in eight of the Sox' last 17 games Johnny Damon has led off the game with a hit. The Sox have won all eight of those games, and are 20-10 when Damon starts the game with a hit, including 14 of 15 such occasions?

 

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Doug:
No shit, and on top of that the Damon can't see for shit after the noggin knocking last October.

 

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Bill:
Jesus it's a miracle!

 

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Doug:
Arrrrrroyo tonight. The Sox' third best starter at the moment.

 

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Bill:
Yeah, he of the "high leg kick, string-bean frame and shock of blond hair poking out from the back of his cap" [Laughs]

 

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Doug:
I saw that. You think Silverman is trying to get a job writing for Out Magazine or something? Fuck. May as well start telling us how the kid smells and what Kenneth Cole footwear he fancies. [Laughs]

 

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Comments

[Voodoo Vern]

Did you clusterfucks happen to notice how well Mendoza has done the last two games. His curve ball is really moving. He appeared to be washed up after last year but he may turn out to be a much needed arm for middle relief. Adams may need to start thinking about a new career.

[Voodoo Vern]

Did you clusterfucks happen to notice how well Mendoza has done the last two games. His curve ball is really moving. He appeared to be washed up after last year but he may turn out to be a much needed arm for middle relief. Adams may need to start thinking about a new career.

[h.b.]

Dozey was praised in yesterday's strip. :) We only have so much love to go around in our clusterfucking on any given day.

It is a spectacular turnaround for RM. Hope it lasts and lasts...

[Steinbrenner Killed Kennedy]

Mendoza. He knows he's one bomb away from shitting in the streets and hunting his dinner. He looks like he could be out thought by a ham sandwich. And what's with FranComa rocking in the dugout? He seems to be talking to himself, like he's rehearsing something important he has to say. Brings to mind Lucia Bracchi practicing what he was going to say to Don Corleone as far as congrats on his daughter's wedding day. Then again, will FranComa's career here last as long as Connie's marriage? And which Sox coach will get swiss cheesed at the Brighton Tolls? Sorry, Godfather references and the Sox seem somehow connected. Luv the 'Holix