A Bostonian Rhapsody

P. Martinez pitches his first complete game shut out since '00 and the Red Sox are 13 games above .500 …

Mike:
[Singing to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody] Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

 

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Doug:
[Continuing the Queen song theme] I see a silhouetto of an inside fastball.

 

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Mike:
Rocco-delli, Rocco-delli will you do the fandango? Cut fastball and changeup very, very frightening me.

 

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Doug:
Little Pedro! Little Pedro!

 

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Mike:
Lil' Pedro, we will not let him go. No, we will not let him go! [Both laugh]

 

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Doug:
The word in the press box is "There aren't a lot of reasons to feel pessimistic right now. The Sox have hit .354 over their last five games, the defense is much-improved …"

 

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Mike:
Yeah, well, happy Friday the Fucking 13th, dude. How's that good luck shit been working out for you over the years?

 

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Comments

[Amy]

holy crap. that was excellent.