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Charging in Charm City

12-5 over the Orioles …

Bill:
Well, I'll be damned. The Red Sox finally put a beat down on the lousy Orioles.

 

Tara:
Poor stupid dumb ass Karim Garcia. How's that 0 for 2 against Pedro "float your boat" now?

 

Bill:
Yeah, Karim your jeans Garcia ought to watch his back. I heard Teresa Heinz wants to shove something up his putrid ass. [Laughs]

 

Tara:
Yeah, Pedro is becoming what the Ketchup Lady would call a "perfect bastard" with his starts: Since last year's All-Star Game, Martinez has a record of 19-6 with a 3.35 ERA in 34 starts and opponents are batting just .233 against him.

 

Bill:
And what about Mendoza's last two appearances? Are you ready to love him?

 

Tara:
Not so fast. He's had some flashes of the old Dozey before remember … let's go on a few more dates before we mention the L word. [Laughs]

 

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