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The Red Sox look sloppy and get beat 8-1 by the Padres …

Bill:
Glad I waited through that motherfucking two and half hour rain delay to see the Sox offense explode on the Padres. [Laughs] What a long ass miserable night …

 

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Doug:
Fittingly, the Padres had the Sox in missionary position for an all night hump fest.

 

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Bill:
On the bright side, nice to see Nomar back.

 

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Doug:
Sure, but you know the conventional wisdom though, "Enjoy watching Nomie while you can, Sox fans. These are the final days of Nomah in Boston"

 

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Bill:
Yeah, who needs rain to spoil your picnic when you've got the Curly Haired Boyfriend by your side. [Laughs]

 

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Doug:
See that the Tuna got his ass in hot water for his Jap Play comment.

 

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Bill:
Poor Tuna, he's not known for being sensitive. Remember when he referred to Terry Glenn as "she" in that press conference? Now that was a classic moment in New England sports history.

 

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Doug:
No shit. You know times are fucking tough when even Bill Parcells is going all pussy on us.

 

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Bill:
Fuck right. The old Tuna would have said, "The best way to counter the 'Jap Play' is with the 'A-Bomb.' Any more questions?" [Laughs]

 

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Doug:
Speaking of fucking bombs and nuclear winter, three and a half in back of the Bronx fucking Bombers and falling fast. Time to start making the booze and pain pill cocktail again.

 

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Comments

[Tim]

dude, this was good one. thanks for the laugh.