Do I have to spell it out for you?

Even Curt Schilling's start wasn't enough to inspire the Red Sox to beat Colorado …

Bill:
If Tampa Fucking Bay can go on a stinking winning streak, why can't we?

 

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Mike:
For fuck's sake, the hitherto doormat D-Rays have won 7 straight? Their best record ever after 62 games?

 

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Bill:
Hither-fucking-to-ta-loo, Baldelli's Beelzebub Rays are no longer in last place.

 

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Mike:
And the team with the second highest payroll in baseball is, what's the fucking word? … Languishing, that's it. Fucking sorry ass languishing, pooped out, wasted away … Where's that fucking spelling bee champ? [Affecting his voice to sound like a kid] "Can you use languish in sentence, please?"

 

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Bill:
Most certainly: "The sorry assed Red Sox continued to languish with the bases full and two outs, lowering their average in such situations to .122 (5 for 41)."

 

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Mike:
Are you saying the Red Sox are autochthonous to second place?

 

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Bill:
Like a motherfucking blood clot.

 

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