Who you gonna call?
The Red Sox split the away series with Toronto 2-2 and get a much needed day of rest on Monday …
Bill:
Sucks that both losses came behind Schilling and Martinez, but the Sox still have the best pitching numbers overall in the AL.
Doug:
Not if the Curly Haired Boyfriend can help it. He's got the scoop on the Sox staying in a haunted hotel in St. Pete on this road trip.
Bill:
Yeah, Shank is our resident Ghostbuster. Always talking about disasters of Biblical proportions. Fire and brimstone. The dead rising from the graves.
Doug:
[Imitating Bill Murray] Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria. [Laughs] Is Shaughnessy the Gatekeeper?
Bill:
Well, he is always sliming everybody. [Laughs]
Doug:
Note to the Shank: Spend less time writing about the ghosts and goblins and more time, er, providing baseball news.
Bill:
Yeah, Danno, no need to be afraid of ghosts when you've something of this world to be very afraid of: Steve Silva scooping your motherfucking freckled ass. Again! [Laughs]
Author's Notes
Today's dialog is a nod to the 80s movie Ghostbusters
Non-baseball tangents aside, he's been much less of an ass lately. He did a good job with the Youkilis story. I wonder how much of an effor it is for him to look on the bright side.
Posted by: Steve Brady | 2004.05.17 at 12:46 PM
That's really true this season regarding the CHB. And when he's on, he is so very good.
Fun to pick on him, though. :)
Posted by: h.b. | 2004.05.17 at 01:09 PM