"Looking at the chicks in the stands"

The office mood continues to be festive …

Mike:
Yo, Circle, I'm reading Boswell and he quotes your crush Jesus Damon.

 

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Susan:
I'm breathless [Laughs]

 

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Mike:
Regarding Damon's and Kapler's recent boneheadedness on the base paths, Jesus says, We obviously aren't looking at the scoreboard a whole lot. We must be looking at the chicks in the stands.

 

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Susan:
That's it, next Fenway game I attend I'm pulling a Sharon Stone move from Basic Instinct.

 

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Mike:
Are you saying Jesus is Toxic?

 

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Susan:
[Sardonically reciting Ms. Spears lyrics] There’s no escape. I can’t wait. I need a hit. Baby, give me it. You’re dangerous. I’m lovin’ it.

 

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Mike:
[Makes goofy sound affect from the song]. Whee Ooooh Whee Whoo! [Laughs]

 

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Susan:
Can't I get that as my cell phone ring?

 

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Comments

[Bill]

Man, read Boswell. That dude can f'ing write!

[h.b.]

The Soxaholix are big Boswell fans.