Everything Comes

The Red Sox shut out the Devil Rays 6-0 …

Bill:
Curtis lays down the hurtis!

 

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Doug:
Motherfucking Schilling he gives the fish a grilling!

 

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Bill:
Allen Embree, a Humvee making hitters shit their undies!

 

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Doug:
Lenny DiNardo dishes last supper like Leonardo, tossing whickedo hardo. [Laughs]

 

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Bill:
What a difference a year makes. Red Sox relievers have now gone 13 1/3 consecutive innings without allowing a run and have a collective 2.66 ERA on the season, a number that is more than four full runs better than at this time a year ago when it was 6.90.

 

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Doug:
Everything comes to those who wait. Everything comes to those who don't wait, too. Everything comes -- I guess that's the point.

 

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Bill:
And here comes B.K. Kim …

 

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Doug:
And I am confident -- Today there will be no blood in my stool.

 

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