Opening Day (Japan)

Deep in the bowels of a cube farm, somewhere in Boston …

Did you catch the Yankees from Japan this morning?

 

Yeah, right, then I called up my doctor and begged him to schedule me for a colonoscopy.

 

Haven't you heard? We Red Sox fans love pain. Hell, winning a World Series would likely bewilder rather than delight us.

 

Yes, I'm fucking trembling in the scary novelty of this... this... winning.

Stupid lazy media hacks and celebrity fans just have no clue.

 

So the D-Rays are in first place. That has historical significance.

 

Nice way to start the season, I must say. Moose turd gets spanked, and for once the mother fucking Yankees are haunted by a ghost from their own past. Thank you Tino Martinez!