Doctor:
How did you get these cerebral contusions, timmy?

timmy (getting head wrapped):
I was jumped and pimp slapped by a gang of kids … they said I was a Yankees fan.

Doctor:
Now, timmy, where would they get a crazy idea like that? [Hesitates] You're not a Yankees fan are you?

timmy (getting head wrapped):
No, doctor. They said it was because I've been reading and enjoying The Soxaholix site but haven't ever donated even a measly dollar, so I must really be a Yankees fan.

Doctor:
While in my professional capacity I have to deplore violence and extortion as a means to an end, these ruffians have a point, no?

timmy (getting head wrapped):
Yes, doctor. Creative and engaging web content is worth at least as much as a pack of baseball cards. I know that now.

Doctor:
Thatta boy, timmy. And remember, a small donation to The Soxaholix is much cheaper than a trip to the E.R.