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Happy Columbus Day

Al:
To all of you fortunate enough to count today as a holiday, Happy Columbus Day.

 

Al:
And to all of you who still have to drag your sorry asses into work, may you join me in petty jealousy and scorn for not counting today as a holiday.

 

Mike:
The dude Columbus didn't even find what he was looking for.

 

Doug:
Seriously, it's like, "I can't find my car keys but I found the TV remote behind the couch cushion, give me a holiday already."

 

Al:
And he didn't "discovah" anything that the Vikings hadn't already known about.

 

Doug:
But how 'bout those ships names, tho?

 

Mike:
I agree you gotta give the win there to Columbus. Nobody beats the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria.

 

Doug:
Meanwhile, this is all going to be moot once it all officially becomes "Indigenous Peoples’ Day."

 

Al:
Seriously, then if you don't give people the day off you're a racist.

 

Mike:
And worse then Hitlah.

 

Doug:
And Daniel Snydah.

 

Comments

Well, both Hitler and Snyder left before the game was over because things weren't going their way.

God bless Vespucciland. ;D

Worse than Hitler? That would be Mr. Hilter, Ron Vibbentrop, and Heimlich Bimmler, planning their hike to Bideford.

There's your problem! That's a map of Stalingrad. You want the Minehead section.

On Metro Friday I noticed the guy across from me had the Green Monster tatooed on his arm, complete with the scoreboard. I couldn't make out the exact game, but I took a wild guess and asked him if it was game 4 of the 2004 ACLS.

It was.

My slept in an extra 30 minutes and still got to work at the same time. I wish every day was Columbus Day.

Hitler was a choke artist.

Fuck him.

Lc

I had Santa Maria-style BBQ last night. In honor of Columbus Day. It with either that, or Nina-style tapas.

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