Hey, if anybody was worried about what the Red Sox should do in the offseason, I'm hear to tell you to just relax the fuck up...
Because Shaughnessy's got that shit all kinds of figured out.
I am always delighted when membahs of the media weigh in with their expert opinions.
Seriously, I only wish the CHB wouldn't restrict himself to sports. I mean who knows the limits of his sagacity?
Should I videotape my sexual encountahs, you know, just in case?"