To anyone surprised by Ellsbury going to the Yankees I suggest you just having been paying attention. It's what the Yankees do.
Seriously. I mean I totally expect one day to come home and find a note on the countah...
I've gone to live with the Yankees.
Yeah, and then you'll be all, "You know I nevah liked that dog much anyway. He nevah really fit in around here."
Exactly, and good luck Yankees trying to walk that mutt around town on a leash... He's totally incorrigible.
And then six months latah you look out the window and see your ex-dog walking with Cesah Milan and your ex-dog's doing a perfect heel and Cesah's wearing a Jetah jersey.
Son of a fucking bitch!