I'd like to staht by expressing the single sentiment which I believe we all share...
How about Bogaerts with perhaps the most bizarre line evah:
And winning on a wild pitch and an infield hit... does it get bettah than this?
And I know we're supposed to feel some sort of great respect for Tampa playing blah blah elimination games in a blah blah row and it finally blah blah catching up to them despite their so-called "fight" and "haht" and whatevah insipid adjectives the media wants to showah upon them, but I'm here to say Fuck the Motherfucking Rays to Hell. OK?
Seriously. They are a middling team with a middling season punctuated by a brief streak against a couple clubs who were even more middling.
As the Tuna used to say, "You are what you are."
And the Rays are going home. And Maddon can come to Boston tomorrow, and I'll personally show him around.
Yeah, take him to the Gardenah museum and show him The Rape of Europa and say, "See, we all get what we deserve."