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Lisa's diagnosis

Lisa the Temp:
Did I ever tell you that you have a face for bangs?

 

Lisa the Temp:
So, anyway, your magic number is 3.

 

Lisa the Temp:
You know what Lisa's magic number is?

 

Lisa the Temp:
12

 

Lisa the Temp:
That's right, peeps, that's the number of days left before Lisa can sign up for the Affordable Care Act.

 

Lisa the Temp:
No longer will Lisa be denied coverage based on a pre-existing condition.

 

Lisa the Temp:
Yes, peeps, it's true.

 

Lisa the Temp:
Lisa has..., well, the full medical term is actually beyond your comprehension, so let's put this in way that you can understand...

 

Lisa the Temp:
It's called "The Sexy"

 

Lisa the Temp:
And there is no cure.

 

Comments

It's affordable?

Beyond human comprehension, perhaps. I shall address insurance with the butler who appears a bit fogged in. He's muttering about having over praised a Koji. I have no idea what that is.

If I had my way, Lisa's pre-existing condition would be my gonorrhea.

first line is historic.

lc

I thought Lisa's magic number was 69. There,it needed to be said . ;D

I have some bangs for Lisa! Hiyoooooooo! I'll be here all week, tip the mutton, try your waitress.

If Lisa is wrong, I don't want to be right.

I don't understand any of this - the first panel (although I kind of like the sound of it), the balance of the strip or the comments (especially the one by the creepy cat person). Still, I am an Australian in Texas so most things are beyond me.

sdu

PS One of the Australians that I took to Yankee Stadium and Fenway last week bought me a Red Sox hat and then had the letters SDU embroidered on both sides. Nice!

Oh, you humans have insurance, whatever THAT is, which you must have or risk being sent to the shelter and be put down after a month in stir. I get it.

punch. cat.


what lc said.

The Dog Pound is heard from!
Dogs drool, Cats rule.
My Butler is shaving tomorrow morning. Just as well, sez I!

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