You know that Jennifer Lopez story about the dude living in her house for a week would have been so much bettah if the intruder had turned out to be Manny Ramirez.
One day they'll find that Manny's been living in left field scoreboard.
So did you hear that Carl Crawford want to beat the Red Sox "bad"?
You know, you'd think that a guy who owns an antiquarian bookstore would no the correct use of the adverb.
I still can't believe I fell for that.
Though I guess it's some consolation that if I was duped, a full million othahs have been supah-dupah duped.