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When something works...

Doug:
So it's like this...

 

Doug:
At 58 wins the Red Sox...

 

Doug:
Have the most wins in all of baseball...

 

Doug:
Have just 11 fewah wins at the All Stah break than they had for the *entiah* 2012 season...

 

Doug:
And they are on a pace for 97 wins.

 

Doug:
!

 

Arturo, the hot dog vendor:
Exactly. So try my "John Farrell" dog.

 

Doug:
The John Farrell?

 

Arturo, the hot dog vendor:
Yep. An all beef natural casing wurst, with homemade sauerkraut, and a touch of yellow mustard.

 

Doug:
Ummm... isn't that just and old school classic hot dog? What's the wrinkle?

 

Arturo, the hot dog vendor:
....

 

Doug:
Oh, I see what you're doing here.

 

Arturo, the hot dog vendor:
That's right, Mr. Roy, nevah discount the powah of tradition nor of doing the simple things to the best of your ability.

 

Doug:
Righteous.

 

Comments

From wurst to first.

Beats a chicken wrap washed down with a beer. In the clubhouse. While the game is in full swing. Who would have thought?


I'll have two with horseradish mustard and chili, no beans. I care about those down wind from Me. ;-)
"So?, remember 2011?"- The Chairman

It's as true in baseball as it is in your office: a good boss is hard to find. It's amazing how valuable good leadership skills are, and yet how rare they are.

It has been an adage of mine for a long time... All you have to do to be a superstar is meet the basic job requirements. I want Farrelldog t shirts made.

My personal adage: You always need a long fingernail right after you've cut your fingernails.

OK I've choked on my agua de jamaica twice today from laughing while drinking after reading Bob's comments.

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