63 degrees in August? This summah is ruinin' my summah!
Yeah, I went to sleep with the window open and I thought I woke up between Anthony Weiner and Huma Abedin the bed was so cold.
Here's what I don't get. The dude's got a certifiable hot wife and he's sending selfies to chubby chicks with man chins on Facebook?
Seriously. If I were Weinah I'd be all, "Hey, Huma, how about a hummah?"
The world if full of things that don't make sense, like Hitlah being a good paintah or the Orioles dominance of the Red Sox the past couple seasons.
I think it's well past time for that Orioles thing to end.
Release the Lacken.