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Bill's feeling cheeky

Marty's apartment building:
[Phone Ringing]

 

Bill:
One ringy dingy... two ringy dingies...

 

Bill:
(Ah here we go...)

Knock, knock, Mahty!

 

Marty:
I don't have time for games, Callaghan.

 

Bill:
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Juana.

Juana who?

Juana help me find the Yankees offense?

Bwahahhahahhaa.

 

Marty:
You know I hope you have a dildo up your ass as some sort of bizarre reverse gooch for the jinx you just laid on the BoSux.

 

Bill:
Wow, the vaunted Yankees fan is now relying on superstition. How quaint.

 

Bill:
Do you need me to send a Haitian ovah with a chicken to do a Santeria dance for you?

 

Bill:
I mean, anything has got to help when you can't hit, can't take walks, and are at the bottom of MLB in homahs, right?

 

Marty:
Why don't you send someone ovah with a broom because I'm going to need it to sweep up after Sunday night's game.

 

Bill:
Sure, I'll see if Abnah Louima is free.

 

Marty:
Wow, Callaghan, you just stay classy over there.

 

Bill:
♫ You're in four-orth. Clap Clap. ClapClapClap. ♪ You're in four-or-orth!

 

Comments

What do the Sox, O's and Rays have in common, besides the obvious...
THEY ARE ALL AHEAD OF THE MFYS!
One of the rare days I miss work, and dealing that gem to the MFY fans, there.

What makes this Yankees mediocrity in the face of a good Sox season so less-than-satisfying is that my Yanks fans friends all anticipated this being a shitty year for their team and aren't getting riled up enough for my enjoyment. A mildly irritated shrugged shoulder is just not as fun as foaming-mouthed rage. Sigh. #baseballfanproblems

Bill should worry about the Rays who closed 9-1 before the break and appear to be getting healthy.

The NYT had a nice article on the fruitbat's
retirement tour last Sunday.

Thank Gawd we still have good starting pitching...oh wait...;O

Excellent strip today,h.b.(as usual) ;)

Ha! I love it when Marty gets punked, gooches be damned.


Speaking of santaria and such, did you know that the guy in Major League who played voodoo- practicing Pedro Cerrano is Dennis Haysbert, the Allstate guy?

And the past president of these here United States (at least on the old 24 series, too...)

Oh yeah, and a hearty "F-U" to Mahty, too.

He fit as the Prez. But it freaked me out to see him as the voodoo man.

It's extra-super busy today, so I don't know if I can get out at the early summer Friday time. But I'm sure going to try.


Gonna do a slow soldier crawl to the back door. Wish me luck.


And have a great weekend all. Hopefully we'll have something fun to yak about on Monday.

Wow, HB, did you have a couple Manhattans with your wheaties this morning? Associating poor Louima with the MFY...

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