Dear Mahtha Stewart,
Please stop talking about your sex life, real or imagined.
The Peoples of the World
Seriously. At this rate, it's only a matter of time before she's writing love lettahs to Aaron Hernandez in prison.
On linen stationary.
Infused with rosewatah.
To be fair, she was supah hot at one time.
Yeah, so was Chien-Ming Wang.