For those of you scoring at home, the Red Sox have lost three straight, six of seven, and nine of their last 11 games.
And they are 14 of their last 83 (.169) in clutch situations over the last 11 games.
On the bright side, if they continue to play like they are disabled, it looks like they can find work helping rich people cut in line at Disney come Octobah.
Despite all that, it's *still* bettah than life undah Bobby V.
Yeah, but in the same way that a repackaged cake from Amy's Baking Company Boutique & Bistro is bettah than no cake at all.
Speaking of, anyone up for lunch at the Pahkah House? The Boston Cream is devine.
Oh, my ganache! I just snapped my lap band.