This, er, thing, this "winning" the Red Sox are doing is vaguely familiar and yet seems so new and unexpected.
Meanwhile, despite spending billions on the CIA, FBI, DHS, NSA, JTTF, to name but a few of the myriad and various counterterrorism agencies, we are reduced to "Dudes, seen anyone with an unusually heavy, dark bag? If so dial 1-800-CALL-FBI"???
Seriously. It's like the Department of Homeland Security meets Bobby Valentine.
At this point, the Israelis would have already caught the bombah, broken him into talking, and would now be zipping around on super cool motahbikes to pay a nice, pleasant visit to anyone the douchebag has so much as spoken to in the past 5 years.
Hell, even the Europeans would be all ovah it by now.
All that *and* they have high speed rail.
You know Bobby Valentine invented the Bullet Train?