So Selig can't wait to get the Red Sox Yankees rivalry going for ratings, so he front loads the schedule to make it the openah and then, in his infinite wisdom, aftah getting everyone excited, he decides to, you know, let it fucking sit fallow by inserting a day off aftah only one friggin game?
Seriously, what in the name of sexy Portugese TV Christ was Selig thinking?
If I'm Selig I'm nevah going to Youkilis' chef brothah's restaurant because Youkilis' brothah is so gonna spit in Selig's food.
OK. OK... I've got something here...
Celebrity Iron Chef...
Youkilis' Chef Brother and Youkilis
Mario Batali and Jackie Bradley, Jr.
What are the theme ingredients?
Fin of Shahk. Bear claws. And, wait for it... Ditka's Chicken.