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"Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine..."

So Ellsbury's ankle injury is "believed to by minah."




Oh, don't you worry... Once the Red Sox crack medical staff gets a hold of him, well, you know...


He'll be out for the season?


With gangrene.


Nobody saw it coming.



Gangrene, or carbapenem-resistant Enterobacteriaceae, that super bug that causes infections untreatable by antibiotics. Oh, and that kills 50% of the patients who contract it. Sounds like something the Sox medical staff would have up their sleeves (literally).

Oh, and Abby is making pancakes right now. A step up from Cap'n Crunch, but I'm hoping for waffles tomorrow. By the end of the week, perhaps a full Irish breakfast.

That sounds promising, so much so that I am moved to song.


Every strike you take
Every move you make
Every leg you break
Every limp you fake
I'll be watching you

Every single day
Every game you play
Every clear E-8
All your feet of clay
I'll be watching you

Oh can't you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every swing you take

Every arm you twinge
Every heel unhinged
Every throw you make
Every loss you take
I'll be watching you

Since you've gone I've been stuck in this same place
I dream at night, I can only see first base
I look around but it's your face I must replace
I feel so cold; I was born right on third base
I keep calling "Schilling, Nomah "please...

Oh can't you see
The Pink hat belongs to me
How my tummy aches
Any time you rake.

Every move you make
Every bone you break
Every knee you tweak
Every Vee that squeaks
I'll be watching you



Bravo LC. You should include that ditty with one of your sunsets.

I dare the Fenway organist to play Every Step... and not have some patrons singing those lyrics.
My "boss" likes fancier breakfasts, dry food don't cut it. If I let him have kippers I'd never hear the end of it.
So, when does Middlebrooks go join Papi and Ells on the 15 day, but figure that many weeks rather than days out. I could have used a doctor like that for..heh heh heh, never mind;-)

Or could their doctor be Hugo HackenBush..

This team is paying the medical price for parting ways with Bill Morgan. Payback's a bitch.

Well done, lc

You are a rock star, lc.

Holy crap, lc. That was brilliant!


every drink you take
every cup of sake
oil be watching you

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