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And we're back... (Oh, not really)

Your omniscient author in absentia:
I wrote a strip. It was effed up because I couldn't get Lackey vs Lester straight. I'm on painkillers. Blah blah blah.



Tavarez and the Shank, because with 'Fredo and the 'croc, who knows...

I don't get it. Is the joke that Al doesn't know the difference between Lester and Lackey?

Lackey 6 innings of no-hit ball? Really? Is today April Fool's Day???


We all win.

//I don't get it. Is the joke that Al doesn't know the difference between Lester and Lackey?//

Oops! That was your creepy author not knowing the difference.

I've removed that pane.

And here's my excuse: I fell out of a hammock on vacation and broke a couple ribs. I'm on painkillers.

Hey, but at least I didn't get a food born illness this time!


Anyway, I give the nod to Tavares and the shark, because Aceves will bite out his croc's jugular before the fight ever starts.

Cyprus is falling. Lester pitched. I got nothing. #FANCRED.


Got to go with Batshit.

Oh, crap this is still jacked up. I'm pulling it all down.

Holy shit, hb! How far off the ground was that hammock and why am I picturing you in Gwyneth Paltrow's anti-gravity yoga cocoon? Yep, that's an actual thing:


better! And send some painkillers my way. I am headed down the slide from head cold to full on flu and any prescription drugs could only help....

HB, Widespread Panic has a song about you... Or about what you need... "With you by my side I might get back alive from my next vacation" ...you ever see Your Highness? You need a Courtney.

h.b. -- Man, go to bed, take two oxy's and call back in two weeks.

Feel better soon.

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