And we're back... (Oh, not really)

Your omniscient author in absentia:
I wrote a strip. It was effed up because I couldn't get Lackey vs Lester straight. I'm on painkillers. Blah blah blah.

 

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Comments

[cmdrflake]

Tavarez and the Shank, because with 'Fredo and the 'croc, who knows...

[Tim]

I don't get it. Is the joke that Al doesn't know the difference between Lester and Lackey?

[soxinsix]

Lackey 6 innings of no-hit ball? Really? Is today April Fool's Day???

[Kaz]

"JULIAN TAVAREZ AND A SHAHK VS ALFREDO ACEVES AND A CROCODILE, WHO WINS?"

We all win.

[h.b.]

//I don't get it. Is the joke that Al doesn't know the difference between Lester and Lackey?//

Oops! That was your creepy author not knowing the difference.

I've removed that pane.

And here's my excuse: I fell out of a hammock on vacation and broke a couple ribs. I'm on painkillers.

Hey, but at least I didn't get a food born illness this time!

[Bob]

Oxycodone?

Anyway, I give the nod to Tavares and the shark, because Aceves will bite out his croc's jugular before the fight ever starts.

[Louclinton]

Cyprus is falling. Lester pitched. I got nothing. #FANCRED.

lc

[yazbread]

Got to go with Batshit.

[h.b.]

Oh, crap this is still jacked up. I'm pulling it all down.

[Natalie]

Holy shit, hb! How far off the ground was that hammock and why am I picturing you in Gwyneth Paltrow's anti-gravity yoga cocoon? Yep, that's an actual thing:

http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/gwyneth-paltrow-latest-bizarre-fitness-routine-antigravity-yoga-020335276.html

Feel better! And send some painkillers my way. I am headed down the slide from head cold to full on flu and any prescription drugs could only help....

[jeff in nc]

HB, Widespread Panic has a song about you... Or about what you need... "With you by my side I might get back alive from my next vacation" ...you ever see Your Highness? You need a Courtney.

[Rob in CT]

h.b. -- Man, go to bed, take two oxy's and call back in two weeks.

Feel better soon.