Well, today is the last day with a Pope and tomorrow it's SEQUESTAHGEDDON
Planes will fall from the sky, our drinking watah will be poison, and the national pahks will close... I mean holy fucking shit, people, THE NATIONAL PAHKS!!!!
I'm just glad that before the world as we know ends (again) I can scratch "get quoted by ESPN" off my bucket list.
Wait, wut? Where?
But's it's unattributed.
But Al's like pornography, you know it when you see it.
True. And since Al happens to be a BMI-challenged Pisan with a priapismic bonah for mozzarel, the "takes one to know one" veracity has been fully vetted.
Speaking of... anyone up for an early lunch?