This requires a Friday strip

Mike:
Petey!

 

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Susan/Circle:
This is the happiest I've been in years.

 

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Mike:
Are you kidding me? I'm happiah than Ted Nugent at a shooting range.

 

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Susan/Circle:
Seriously. I'm happiah than Ted Nugent at a shooting range that's piping in Ted Nugent music.

 

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Mike:
So I wondah what is Pedro going to do as special assistant?

 

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Susan/Circle:
Everything. And nothing.

 

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Mike:
Right. It's the Updike philosophy—Gods are simply Gods.

 

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Susan/Circle:
Absolutely. Just their existence is enough for us mortals.

 

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Comments

[Natalie]

Just so long as someone tapes him to the pole in the dugout at some point this season. http://redsoxchick.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/pedro-and-nomar.jpeg Damn, I miss the fun that was watching the 2004 Sox....

[jeff in nc]

I expect him to be in charge of teaching the pitchers how to drill em in the ass. That quote always made me chuckle. For all the obvious reasons.

[cmdrflake]

Pedey should be Vice President/Whatever, a title in the vast empire known as Vandelay Industries, and offered to people George Costanza wanted to impress or bullshit, or both...
Natalie: There is a team living that Sox 2004 mantra: The 2010-2012 San Francisco Giants.

[yazbread]

Nomar only taped Pedro to the pole because Jeter did it on a Saturday game of the week in front of millions.

[Bob]

Don't let it be forgot
That once there was a spot
For one brief shining moment that was known for what
Petey brought.

[soxinsix]

Welcome back, Petey. Hope you brought the Yoda mask with you.

[sonomasox]

All good stuff. But if Nelson comes back too, does that mean Nelson is Jesus?

[cmdrflake]

It is "possible" that he could be Kenny*, too.
* And his alter ego, Mysterion, who realizes he can't die and get anyone to believe him.

[Harwich Rich]

Guess Petey got his fill of "respect" from the Mets.

[Kaz]

I guess you could say that Tom Werner's bringing sexy back.

[Bob]

In Werner's latest market research study, 83% of Red Sox fans approve of Pedro coming back, 1% disapprove, and 16% want "somebody sexier; you know, like that guy on Hawaii 5-0."

In other news, Scott Caan has been named bullpen coach.

Have a great weekend all. Hopefully we'll have something fun to yak about on Monday.

[Chip]

Pedro's going to be the new voice of Fenway Park.