Hey, there puddy-tat, don't you worry about ridding us of those rats, as long as you're bringing your fucking feline A game to those dastardly song birds and chipmunks and shit, you know you've got a wedding-china plate full of Tendah Vittles waiting for you over here.
Seriously, it's not like rats have a history of being a vector in worldwide lethal plagues or anything.
You know, cats killing things we like and not killing things we don't like, well, it's almost like they're working against us or something.
I've always thought that. I mean just look at their behavior? Cats hold us in contempt. And they always look guilty of something. You can see it in their eyes.
So so-called cat people are sleeping with the enemy?
I wondah if Lackey is a cat person?
I dunno, but we do know he's a pussy.