This is the best thing I've read in a long time—
"I would not be surprised to see an offensive disaster for the Yankees in 2013."
Yeah, but if I had a dollar for every prophecy of the Yankees' imminent demise, I'd have enough to buy a second Real Doll.
Are Real Dolls covered undah ObamaCare as part of sexual well-being therapy?
No, but their birth control is fully covered.
Excellent, because Ramona the Real Doll and I have discussed it at length, and we've decided we'd like to adopt.