Ladies & Gentlemen, Boys & Girls, the designated hittah, David Ortiz.
It's a beautiful thing.
You know I was somewhat skeptical about the soundness of resigning him, but now that's it's done I couldn't be happiah.
This morning the only thing bettah than knowing that Big Papi will retire as a Red Sox is Pedro coming out of retirement to work for the Red Sox.
I just pissed myself.