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Al:
Wait, what!? Joran Van der Sloot has a girlfriend!?

 

Al:
Wait, what!? Joran Van der Sloot has a girlfriend who makes conjugal visits to him in prison!?

 

Al:
Wait, what!? Joran Van der Sloot has a girlfriend who makes conjugal visits to him in prison who is preggahs with his demon seed!?

 

Doug:
Christ, even serial killahs in Peruvian prisons get to first base more than the Red Sox.

 

Mike:
"Nature will find a way."

 

Doug:
Talk about a serious rebuilding project.

 

Al:
Yeah, but here's the friggin rub — Van der Sloot's prison-spawned progeny will already be conniving his or her kindergarden classmates into nefarious predicaments involving blunt sciccors and paste while the Red Sox will still be looking for a closah and a 1st baseman to replace Gonzalez.

 

Comments

All the nut job killers in prison have wives or girlfriends. The Night Stalker is married for God's sake. (Granted, his wife is no looker.) Fortunately, I'm sure Joran has a Peruvian boyfriend, too.

God help us all.

It's easier to arrange a family from a Preuvian prison than to get a competent GM, to hire the right manager, and find a competent, never mind all stah, gold glove 1B. Who knows, dare we think of signing another misfit and overpay him? Likely yes. Why haven't the Peruvian pigs allowed a TV crew in to generate revenue and ratings.
Now on (Network here)"Peruvian Prison Parenting"! Follow three couples, one on the inside, one inside, as they answer the challanges of....

A closer, 1b, short, utility man, backup catcher who can actually hit, 2 outfielders, a long man, a starter or three. Still fits in the express lane for 15 items or less. No problem.


I am going to go against the popular cw and say a manager worth more than a dogdoo bag would make a massive impact. They may not be the throwers and catchers on field, but they get others to do it well or not. Season after season, teams with good managers and less or same on field talent are going farther than the redsox (rays, 2012 o's and a's, even the yankees at times,..). Why does every other team have a nobody every year who comes and shines like Belle Star and we dont? Some managers know what they are doing more than others. Some team owners tell their Larry's to get the fuck back in the storage closet and straighten the shelves where they belong.

and re: Sloot, cant we reopen Devil's Island? Or go ahead with the Escape From NY type prison idea for these guys and their hos and their spawn?


Snake Pliskin for manager!

Pliskin to you ;O

Thanks Jeff,now I've got American Bandstand stuck in my head ;D

RIP Mongo.

What a waste of talent there was in Escape from New York. Lee VanCleef (his last film?)and the sleazy, bad guy Preezy Donald Plesance, who was a passin' fair American. Their talents were better seen elsewhere.

Also Ernest Borgnine.

Well, if it doesn't work out with Van Der Sloot this lady might want to look into A-Rod, since she seems to have a thing for chokers.

Well, if it doesn't work out with Van Der Sloot this lady might want to look into A-Rod, since she seems to have a thing for chokers.

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