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Seriously, go already.

In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
So let me get this straight...

 

In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
Lucchino was responsible for the first time Theo quit otherwise known as "The Day of the Gorilla Suit."

 

In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
And Lucchino remains the reason why Theo eventually left for real for the Cubbies.

 

In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
And now we learn officially what most of us suspect all along, Lucchino was behind the hiring of Valentine.

 

In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
If you're scoring this at home, that is 3 strikes.

 

In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
Get the fuck outta here, Lucky.

 

Comments

But he also came up with selling bricks, so I think that evens everything out.

Can we assume the $25 RSN membership card was also his idea?

Was he the brains behind Wally too?

A Friday strip? Oh wait, a 0-0 record puts the team back to .500 ball.

COD is correct. Lucchino is a marketing guy, but everything else, well...
The Chairman would never chase a mouse. If he could speak he'd say it's not my department. Larry should stick to marketing.

How about a Soxaholix Ownership Partnership? h.b. owns 51%, Natalie drives the bus,etc.

And, and, and... He also suggested invading Iraq... And putting that new map system on the iPhone5...

I'm pretty sure he came up with the idea for New Coke.

I thought Dr. Charles was the marketing guru? If it was up to me he'd be the manager too. Just thinking about him stuffed into a uniform and hat brings a smile to my face.

I thought He was Wally ;O

I think we could probably make him leave by giving him Aceves as a personal assistant.

Larry was Barry O's debate coach this week.

Larry also invented the Internet, which explains a lot.

0.0

lc

Larry is a baseball politician.

I was expecting a cheerful strip, optimistic. Bobby V is gone! Even the frigging birds are chirping, the sun is out, it's practically June 1st again. I wanna see Natalie in a teal dress, I want some fucking optimism, and a sausage in a bun, and a cold beer.

You get Natalie in a Snuggie, a stale bun with no sausage, and warm Keystone Lite. And you'll like it.


Have a great weekend all. Hopefully we'll have something fun to yak about on Monday. Because I have to work on Monday. Because I have never had Columbus Day off.

So, THATS why I have never seen Algore and Larry together.

So, I had to look up my prescience. I went back to the archives til April, and on my birthday this past year in ApriI said:


"I've already gone to the dark side, y'all: I now wanna see the Sox tank in EPIC fashion this season, just suck with a level of putrescence unseen in the modern era...which would then result in 1) the execrable Bobby V being ridden out of town on a rail, 2) ownership forced to invest seriously again in real talent or face an angry mob hoisting fiery torches on Lansdowne, and 3) probably some truly mind-blowing pieces of vitriol from the spittle-flecked maws of Boston sports journalists. Win. Win. Win.

1 and 3: accomplished. 2 requires Cherington and the Lucky led shitheads to do right.... How much do we think things will actually change? Isn't ownership the problem?

Lucky Larry caused the housing crisis.

Nat,I thought he rode out on a bike ;O

Congrats, Tito:


According to numerous reports, the Indians will introduce former Red Sox manager Terry Francona as their manager on Monday.

How come we can't get managers like that?

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