Picking apples

Mike:
So despite the Wednesday interview of Brad Ausmus, it looks like they've made up their minds to go with Farrell.

 

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Mike:
Cafardo tweets that they're just working on the comp package.

 

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Mike:
And Edes says John Henry himself has reached out to the Blue Jays CEO to get it done.

 

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Doug:
I confess I'm don't feel any special fervor for John Farrell.

 

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Doug:
But, a vis-à-vis our last manager, hearing his name doesn't make convulse eithah.

 

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Mike:
Yeah, I confess to not having any particular skill at assessing a potential manager's abilities aftah being underwhelmed by the Francona hire originally. Shows you what I know.

 

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Doug:
Yeah, I'll stick to picking out Real Dolls.

 

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Mike:
They're like snowflakes.

 

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Doug:
Don't you know it.

 

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Comments

[Bob]

Yes, each foam extraction tube has minute differences that make every Real Doll unique. For instance, mine has anal fissures.

[cmdrflake]

It's only the oldest lottery in the world. Picking up a mate or a manager has some common risks, like having to pay more to get away from a relationship/deal than it took to start it in the first place.

[vermonter]

Mine has 3 nipples.

[h.b.]

Ah, Vermonter, the "Scaramanga" model! A true classic.

[soxinsix]

Hmmm...call me naive, but are anal fissures a good or bad thing?

[vermonter]

Yup, 3 nipples and a Golden Gun. Hard to beat!

I had a friend when I was a kid with a third nipple. I still remember when he showed it to me. Odd looking.

[Kaz]

So, we paid the Dodgers to take away our expensive players. We're paying Bobby V to just go away. We're going to pay Toronto to take their manager instead of finding someone who isn't tied down. But we're not going to raise ticket prices...so I guess it's another year of Loney at first base with Nava in the outfield and pretending we have a closer?

[Kaz]

Oh..and hurrah hurrah...they're bringing in a country singer for the concert next year. Barf.

[Jeff in NC]

Feels like the Charlestown Chiefs. Does real doll make a Hansen Sisters package?

[cmdrflake]

The most famous guy with a third nipple?
Krusty the Klown! (Herschel Krustowski)
Most loyal girlfriend for him?
No need to say.
But for the dense, Kosher Real Doll ;)!