Well, unlike my white linen trousahs, Bobby Valentine is still with us aftah Labah Day.
Talk about much ado about nothing... Ownahship flies all the way out to the West Coast to, what, watch this team play? Really?
Maybe while he was out there, John Henry wanted to drop in on Billy Beane and get his opinion on some fall scarves.
Hey, don't you fucking worry about John Henry. Dude's got it all figured out.
Christ, while he's at it, why doesn't he bail out the Muslim Brothahood in Egypt?
They do have excellent taste in scarves.