Happy Labor Day

Another below .500 Friday so no strip in the normal sense …

In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
Well, it's official — the calorie restricted diet is no fountain of youth.

 

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In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
Combine this news with studies showing overweight people live longer and, well...

 

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In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
Looks like Ted here can enter that hot dog eating contest after all.

 

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In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
Tough to beat the Japanese, though.

 

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In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
But I'm pretty sure I could kick Dice-K's ass.

 

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Comments

[Bob]

If Dice-K injures his arm eating hot dogs, will he need Joey Chestnut surgery? Or will he go home to Japan for Takeru Kobayashi surgery?

[soxinsix]

Good one Bob!

[h.b.]

I'm pretty sure that Dice-K would walk the first 5-6 hot dogs before settling in.

[Welkah]

I doubt many people could beat Ted when it comes to swallowing large amounts of meat.

[Bob]

Actually, I don't think Dice-K could find the plate.

[pablo in nh]

And he's a nibbler.

[yazbread]

He needs a fork ball in his repertoire.

[buckner was framed]

do then even make hot dog Gyros?

[SAC]

So,"make me one with everything" wasn't directed at Dice-K's Zen Buddhist monk?

Sorry, just had to relish an old joke.

[lc]

From lc's "Guide To Internet Comments" Copyright 2012, LC's Comment Emporium, LLC.:

++Insert Food Joke Here++

Sorry, that's all I got.

hungrily,

lc

[Bob]

Patriots cut Branch, Hoyer, Koppen and Ihedigbo‏

[Bob]

I just realized something. Today is my last Friday with summer hours.

I...I...I don't like this at all.

Have a great long weekend all. Hopefully we'll have something fun to yak about on Monday. Or Tuesday.

[cmdrflake]

"Good news everyone! We have a delivery to Fenway Park! 100 pounds of fried chicken and ten full kegs of beer!!"
"Did you check who placed the order, Professor?"
"Of course, Leela!"
"No you didn't, good thing I did. It was placed by a Mr.Nineteen."
"Better him than I.C. Weiner!"
I watched Futurama over the usual Sox fall behind early and can't catch up game they are infamous for. Don and Jerry might morph into Curt, Ken and/or Ned. The radio side needs more than Joe Castiglione these days as we cry ourselves to sleep because one faces a drug test for a crap job, that won't be worth the bother. So,out I went (Hooray for da 4 AM closing, the one thing saving Mudville from extinction.)for a shot of Captain Morgan over Orange sherbert, Yah, Mon!

[Kaz]

Can we fire the pitching coach again?

[urm t m in J]

This has got to be rock bottom, right? So it's up from here?
Right?

[Louclinton]

Um, no

[soxinsix]

Can we have a dugout dustup every game so at least there is something to watch for?

[soxdownunder]

gutless

[yazbread]

Gutless? Explains why they don't give a shit.

[Paul in DC]

Weather-permitting, going to see the Nats today... Still lining up with the Sox, always will, but just want to go see a real baseball game...

[lc]

Damn, these guys are good!

[yazbread]

Boom. It was a very busy weekend. Gone are Da Kine, Steve in MD, and sonomasox, all with a prediction of 92 wins. Hmm. They all predicted 92 wins? Must be Harvard grads. LarryE also fell by the wayside with a prediction of 91 wins. Onward to Seattle.

[Steve in MD]

"Rumor has it Bobby V is gone by the end of the day" according to a report on MLB Network radio. Their lips to God's ears!

[Bob]

Yeah, the ownership is in Seattle. I don't think they're there for the coffee.

[yazbread]

Party at Natalie's?

[rolo]

so uh ... how about next year????

[Natalie]

//"Rumor has it Bobby V is gone by the end of the day" according to a report on MLB Network radio. Their lips to God's ears!//

*scared to say anything lest I jinx it*