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They've fallen, are they getting up?

Doug:
Well, in taking 2 of 3 from the the Rays, the staht of the 2nd half beats the heck out of the staht to the 1st half.

 

Mike:
And a tip of the cap to Beckett for pitching through the flu.

 

Doug:
You know, the only people I know who get the flu in the summah are Red Sox baseball playahs.

 

Mike:
The CDC should set up a branch office at Fenway because when the global pandemic begins, Patient 0 will most likely be there.

 

Doug:
Actually, as unhealthy as the team is, somebody should sign them up for a medical alert system.

 


Doug:
"And then it happened—I was bending ovah to kiss a baby in a strollah while holding a crullah and my back went out. It was so comforting to hear that voice on the line: 'Don't worry, Mr. Gonzalez, help is on the way.'"

 

Mike:
And by "help" they of course mean Bobby Valentine driving a rodeo clown car.

 

Doug:
Decked out like a paralegal.

 

Comments

That's a clown comment,bro.
RID, Jack Black, Rest in Disclaimers.

Imagine 40 little Bobby Vs steaming out of a clown car that's sent to the mound to remove a pitcher. That I'd pay to see.

Summah flu? You should visit our house. 3 out of the 4 of us have been battling it for a week. However, I don't make millions to work through it.

I got this crullah
Oh, look a baby
Just threw my back out
So, help me maybe?

Kaz for the win!

Exnay on the crullahsay, Michelle, she who is the food Czarina, may be listening. All the Czarina needs is to have another excuse to ban crullahs. Had a Chocolate dipped at Paula's here in Mudville, Peter Griffin said it, Ahhhh, Crullehas! Not pie, but, ah (heh heh) I'll take it.

Hello Doug,

I notice your hand is empty quite often. That's a shame. Really.
I'd like to put may things there.
An orange.
A smartphone.
A baseball.
A copy of Two Girls One Cup?
Perhaps my bum?

I forgot if someone said you were married (that's okay if you are, I am too) but I would very much like to meet you anyway to fulfill your 'hand' needs.
Let me know how I might be able to help you out with your constant empty-handedness.

xo, your soxaholix 4eva,
-pseudo

#RIP Steve Carlesi

38 years old

"That's terrible. I'm sorry"
"The pendulum is swinging back the other way"

Life ain't fair.

lc

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