They've fallen, are they getting up?

Doug:
Well, in taking 2 of 3 from the the Rays, the staht of the 2nd half beats the heck out of the staht to the 1st half.

 

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Mike:
And a tip of the cap to Beckett for pitching through the flu.

 

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Doug:
You know, the only people I know who get the flu in the summah are Red Sox baseball playahs.

 

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Mike:
The CDC should set up a branch office at Fenway because when the global pandemic begins, Patient 0 will most likely be there.

 

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Doug:
Actually, as unhealthy as the team is, somebody should sign them up for a medical alert system.

 

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Mike:
"That's not for me! That's for some old person!"

 

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Doug:
"And then it happened—I was bending ovah to kiss a baby in a strollah while holding a crullah and my back went out. It was so comforting to hear that voice on the line: 'Don't worry, Mr. Gonzalez, help is on the way.'"

 

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Mike:
And by "help" they of course mean Bobby Valentine driving a rodeo clown car.

 

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Doug:
Decked out like a paralegal.

 

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Comments

[PaPesky]

That's a clown comment,bro.
RID, Jack Black, Rest in Disclaimers.

[Bob]

Imagine 40 little Bobby Vs steaming out of a clown car that's sent to the mound to remove a pitcher. That I'd pay to see.

[COD]

Summah flu? You should visit our house. 3 out of the 4 of us have been battling it for a week. However, I don't make millions to work through it.

[Kaz]

I got this crullah
Oh, look a baby
Just threw my back out
So, help me maybe?

[HunterStars]

Kaz for the win!

[cmdrflake]

Exnay on the crullahsay, Michelle, she who is the food Czarina, may be listening. All the Czarina needs is to have another excuse to ban crullahs. Had a Chocolate dipped at Paula's here in Mudville, Peter Griffin said it, Ahhhh, Crullehas! Not pie, but, ah (heh heh) I'll take it.

[pseudosanity78]

Hello Doug,

I notice your hand is empty quite often. That's a shame. Really.
I'd like to put may things there.
An orange.
A smartphone.
A baseball.
A copy of Two Girls One Cup?
Perhaps my bum?

I forgot if someone said you were married (that's okay if you are, I am too) but I would very much like to meet you anyway to fulfill your 'hand' needs.
Let me know how I might be able to help you out with your constant empty-handedness.

xo, your soxaholix 4eva,
-pseudo

[lc]

#RIP Steve Carlesi

38 years old

"That's terrible. I'm sorry"
"The pendulum is swinging back the other way"

Life ain't fair.

lc