Olivia Wilde? Oh, yes, please.
Josh Beckett Wild? I do not want!
Seriously, if Josh Beckett were any more wild he'd be on display at Whole Foods between the harpoon-caught swordfish and hand-harvested Peruvian quinoa.
So we are officially fucked. 2012 is gone. 2013 isn't looking any bettah without some renovations. But we can't "blow up" the team because our veterans nearly no value.
The Red Sox Twitter account has 2 new followers: @Scylla and @Charybdis.