Well, so much for that American League dominance.
Hey, on the bright side... The beauty of sitting in last place is it's highly unlikely loss of home field advantage in the World Series will have much effect on our fortunes.
So who sees a 2nd half surge?
I dunno... I'm feeling more of a 2nd verse same as the first tune playing in my head.
Yeah, I feel as if I may as well just cut to the chase and, you know, pack up my things and move in with Brad Pitt's mom.