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Wah wah wah wahhhhhhhh

In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
With all due respect to the Red Sox...

 

In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
And their zeal to recreate the playground scene from The Birds every time they face Baltimore...

 

In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
To say they are playing 2nd fiddle to the Celtics right now is an overstatement.

 

In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
More like 2nd trombone tonight.

 

In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
Oh, that's right, Ted, I hear that you play a bit of trombone.

 

In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
But you're a little rusty?

 

In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
Hmmm... I bet.

 

Comments

Ha,more like they were tromboned ;D

I know there must be at least one other reason why Byrd and McDonald keep getting trotted out there besides to make us grit our teeth and roll our eyes, but I just can't figure it out yet. It makes me want to find Arya Stark and have her add Bobby V to her 'must kill' list.

If I had to rank my favoritest sports teams in the world, like if some crazy government of the future had a Hunger Games-like competition to the death and only one sports team could survive, until recently I would have said Red Sox, Celtics, Patriots, then Bruins. Lately I'm thinking of switching numbers one and two around.


As I see it, such a scenario would see the Red Sox getting a spear in the chest from some District 2 douchebag during a search for chicken and beer in the cornucopia while the Celtics would hang back and create a plan that allowed their elderly broke asses to outflank the enemy and emerge triumphant.

For what it's worth, h.b., start your weekend. Tell 'em the Commander OK'd it.
The Washington Expos..sorry Nationals, will put on a showcase of young talent, while the Sox will look old and rudderless.

Did you know that predictive text never, NEVER knows the word trombone?

I am always disappointed at this fact.

Oh, that's right! Lose tonight and I'm off tomorrow. That's what I get for getting complacent in thinking that this is a .500 plus team... forgot my own 2012 rule.

On the bus we're doing a shot of ouzo every time we hear that trombone sound this season. Needless to say, we have a real nice buzz going.

Just read about the beloved mayor's latest blunders. KJ and Hondo. He is the gift that keeps on giving.

Manny Ortez approves of your comment, Sox.

Soxinsix, he's da gif tha keps en giv.

Isn't there some kind of rule that says you shouldn't play teams from the same geographic area in back to back series, especially if they are better than you?

lc

Yeah lc, it's called rule #326...the spit-roast rule.

Look it up, if you dare.

That's our team-old and Dutch Rudderless ;D

AKA a corn holder.

psuedo please explain - I just go ogled 326/split roast and a McAfee placed ?? next to most options. I am both naiive and fascinated downunder.

Go Hondo!

And, btw, losing yesterday kept the MF Yankees out of first. So there's that.

326 was just a random number sdu. Spit-roast on the other hand?? I was under the impression that that term was a Commonwealth colloquialism. Was I wrong about that?

The short and least offensive answer is 'getting it' from both ends. Like a rotisserie chicken.
And I suppose Bob's answer of corn holder is equally accurate, though I've never heard that til now. Brilliant. Now added to brain basin.

mmm. gotcha

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