Hey, relax everyone. The Red Sox are "evolving" and they are "still a title threat."
And I know it's true because it's from the mainstream media.
Yeah but by "evolving" I think they mean that in Septembah the Red Sox will come out in favah of gay marriage.
Well, if not marriage, they certainly seem headed for divorce.
You know divorce is always hahdest on the kids.
I know. I mean who gets custody of Ben Cherrington?