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Cruisin

Doug:
Well, for the first time in perhaps forevah, Jay Cahney was able to put on his best "no, really, folks, this is the truth" face ovah something that in fact really was the truth.

 

Doug:
The crowd was doing the "Yoooooouuuuuuk" and not the boo.

 

Al:
And speaking of things that are hahd to believe, was it me or did Dice-K actually look pretty good last night?

 


Doug:
Dude-san sure does like to staht in hole doesn't he?

 

Al:
Pissing in the snow
Outside my door –
It makes a very straight hole.*

 


Al:
Nothing like laying out a little wood when it's getting late.

 

Mike:
Or as I like to call it, going on a Travolta cruise.

 

Comments

"Do you know what this is?"-"It looks like a penis,only smaller"

Cruise missile?

Sure beats my skin flute ;D ba-doom!! tsss!

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If I had a beanbag I would hire a dwarf and quilt a silken pillow and gently rest my boys on it whilst said dwarf carries them around and gently blows on them throughout the day.


It would never occur to me to douse them in toxic chemicals...ever.

Could probably use that stuff to de-varnish my upright organ ;O Thanks Nat

Holy crap...this one kills me: "Anyway, I lost track of time, and it was the foul stench of dissolving clinkers and melting hair that brought me to my senses"

How the Hell do you lose track of time with a toxic solvent on your sack?!

That, Natalie, was awesome. "I can now pass urine in three positions: standing, sitting and curled in a ball weeping." Classic.

Game, set, match Natalie. Holy crap them English sure have a way with words

Lord Almighty! That's some of the funniest stuff I've read in a long time. Natalie, for the win. Veet, for the genital fail.


Still laughing. A new one for the Soxaholix lexicon. Veet: to burn an opponent (or be burned by one so badly) that it feels like your genitals are on fire.

Rob in CT - as in 'The Red Sox front office decided to Bobby Veet its fans'?

Pettitte out for 6 weeks with ankle fracture.

He should rub some Veet on it.


//The injury occurred hours after the Yankees announced that ace CC Sabathia was headed to the disabled list due to a strained muscle in his left leg.//

At least it wasn't his middle leg-Veet all around!!

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