Well, the good news is things have gotten so bad that we're no longah in need of a scapegoat...
The whole herd and the shepherd are unwatchable, unrootable, and unable.
Hey, quit your bitchin', I mean, you got to witness the first major league game since 1925 in which both teams put a position playah on the mound.
And you got to see an All-Star first baseman strike out against a first baseman pitching.
This shit doesn't happen every day you know.
I think I need to place my fandom on the the extended DL.
Fuck that, I'm designating mine for assignment.