Well, this has gone past the point of watching a train wreck...
Yeah, a train wreck is done once it's done whereas this has much more of the post-apocalyptic goes on and on and you'll most likely meet a tragic death by disease or roving band of cannibals long before things get bettah kinda feel to it.
I love this line from Abraham: "Remember that energetic Bobby Valentine from spring training? He has been replaced by a man who looks 10 years older."
Oh, that's nothing... poor Tom Brady wants to welcome his new Red Sox bro in law into the family so decides to watch a Red Sox game and look what it fucking did to him.
To put things into propah prespective—Bruce Chen, Bruce friggin Chen just held the Red Sox to 3 hits.
Yeah, bravo for Chen, but how is his golf game? Huh?