Just spring
Doug:
So we already have our first imbroglio with the Yankees and it's just spring.
Arturo, the hot dog vendor:
"Nobody puts Bobby in the corner!"
Doug:
If Valentine continues to look for trouble, this could be a looong season.
Arturo, the hot dog vendor:
Indeed.
Doug:
Speaking of long seasons, what do you have on the menu for a Lenten Friday special?
Arturo, the hot dog vendor:
Ah, Ladies & Gentlemen, Boys & Girls, now being served "The Dr. NakaMats Special."
Doug:
!
Arturo, the hot dog vendor:
A shrimp sausage, with wasabi mustard, Japanese sweet mayonnaise, topped with thinly sliced bunching onion.
Doug:
Arturo, you are a true craftsman!
Arturo, the hot dog vendor:
You know what they say, Mr. Roy, "Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you."*
Doug:
Om, yom yom yom
//Nakamatsu claims to benefit from lack of oxygen to the brain, making inventions "0.5 seconds before death".//
So, he's into autoerotic
asphyxiation?
Oh, and his "inventions" all glow under a black light.
Posted by: Bob | 2012.03.23 at 09:38 AM
HB, only you could seemlessly work Dr Nakamatsu and Dr Augustine into the same comic strip.
Posted by: Chops | 2012.03.23 at 10:10 AM
If nothing else, Valentine is going to add a little spark to the Yankees - Red Sox games this year.
Posted by: COD | 2012.03.23 at 10:11 AM
@ Chops: and e.e.cummings
Posted by: urm the mad in Jamaica | 2012.03.23 at 10:22 AM
High-Jenks?
//Red Sox reliever Bobby Jenks was arrested Friday morning in Lee County, Florida and charged with five counts, including DUI. Jenks was also charged with three counts of property and damage and also leaving the scene of the accident. Jenks was held in jail for several hours before posting bail.//
Posted by: Bob | 2012.03.23 at 12:06 PM
So long Bobby - nice career in Boston. Or not.
Posted by: COD | 2012.03.23 at 12:45 PM
"...test me, test me
Why dont you arrest me
Throw me in the jailhouse
Until the sun go down"
Posted by: Jeff in NC | 2012.03.23 at 12:53 PM
Jenks. Good riddance.
Posted by: soxinsix | 2012.03.23 at 12:59 PM
One of the good doctor's inventions is "A condom with an embedded magnet, supposedly "improving sensitivity" as "electricity is generated in the blood vessels in the female organs by Fleming's left-hand rule". I'm not so sure you need a magnet to generate electricity if your left hand is talented enough. Just sayin'
Posted by: buckner was framed | 2012.03.23 at 01:25 PM
'Gentleman's night club...'
'...on muscle relaxers.'
Really? REALLY!?!
I know when I'm going to the titty bar I always load up on Flexeril so the lady hammering my junk with her ass cheeks doesn't think I'm trying to get freah.
Boo, Bobby Jenks, you flacid turd.
Posted by: pseudosanity78 | 2012.03.23 at 02:20 PM
At least he was stopped before slipping into the bath tub.
Posted by: yazbread | 2012.03.23 at 02:35 PM
@chops - and Patrick Swayze
Posted by: COD | 2012.03.23 at 03:22 PM
Well, I'm out of here for a week. A staycation of rest, leisure, and muscle relaxants.
Have a great weekend all. Hopefully we'll have something fun to yak about on Monday. Or a week from Monday.
Posted by: Bob | 2012.03.23 at 04:44 PM
Oh Bob-You know you'll be here ;O
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2012.03.23 at 07:05 PM
What?
Posted by: Bob | 2012.03.24 at 06:33 PM
Yankees manager Joe Girardi confirmed that reliever Joba Chamberlain dislocated his right ankle on a trampoline.
Posted by: Bob | 2012.03.24 at 06:46 PM
The trampoline is in serious but stable condition.
Posted by: Bob | 2012.03.24 at 08:12 PM
Those damn midgees again ;O
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2012.03.25 at 09:27 AM