Let the 2012 Major League Baseball season commence!
Yeah, and nothing quite says baseball like a 6am game in Mahch.
Or stepping out into a 39 degree ovahcast day.
So much for Spring being like a perhaps hand which comes carefully out of nowhere with a happy ending.
Seriously, with this weathah coming on the heels of last week's 70s, it's more like Spring is a perhaps forced bukkake.
Well, when it comes to Spring, I think it's best to recall the words of our sagacious Red Sox managah — "Just because God delays does not mean God denies."
Hey, this delaying and denying is one thing, but if Bobby V decides to bat Aviles and his career .318 OBP at leadoff, then it's time for God to get out some old school Biblical stylee smite.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's covered in Deuteronomy...
"And when thou fuckest with the order and nigh good comes of it, then whither thou goest the Lord thy God shall smite thee. And proclaim peace unto it."