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Mike:
Ladies & Gentlemen, Boys & Girls the Eephus pitch has made its first grapefruit game appearance.

 

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Bill:
In a world of chaos, I cling to the Eephus like an unfortunate cruise line passengah clings to a float.

 

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Mike:
And why not?

 

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Mike:
I mean listen to this description from Valentine, "It's quite the contrast. It's a little slower and a little faster on both ends."

 

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Bill:
Wow, what a timely coincidence... I just heard Rush Limbaugh say the same thing about Sandra Fluke.

 

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Bill:
Ba dum chhh. I'm here all week, folks. Try the quahogs.

 

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*** Update TypePad FAIL***

OK, so I had an "no post dr" strip set to auto publish at 715am but it failed to do so. 2nd time in two weeks.

Meanwhile I just pushed it manually, not that it helps much now.

But at least we can move on... turn the page... put the Real Doll back in the crate....