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That's soy true

Arturo, the hot dog vendor:
The Sox avoid arbitration with Ortiz and get away with a 1 year deal and Ortiz is "happy" as well.


Arturo, the hot dog vendor:
And Lester is already in camp and is "excited" about the coming season.


It's not much, Arturo, but I'll take it.


Arturo, the hot dog vendor:
Well, as the raw denim clad vegan hipsters are wont to say Mr. Roy, "When life hands you soy, make Tofurky."



It's not happening this year. let's all go to Aruba

Don't worry, be happy.

I'm telling you, 96 wins. That's why all my comments have been so chipper and optimistic lately.

HB - can you humor me and change "want" to "wont" in the last panel? I haven't had my coffee yet.

Hey Arturo,is that a Tofurky sausage or are you just happy to see me?? Ba-doom!!

"Wont" is fixed. Confess I make that mistake regularly.

Or you could change "are" to "do".

I must admit that this news makes me as relaxed as when enjoying a wee dram of whisky...poured directly into my eyeball.

The upcoming season has the taste of leftover tofurkey to it.

Pass the Oban, pseudo.

Seitan worshipers.

Bard is throwing again. That's a good sign.



What? Did someone say Jeremy Lin?

Guess that's the most exciting thing in all of sports right now. Maybe he plays RF or SS or C or P or...

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