In these quiet news days of mid February, let us turn to the sagacious dismembered voice of the Green Line Trolley with "Important questions as the Mayan long count calendar speeds towards its denouement...…"
If the SI Swimsuit issue falls in forest, but teenage boys are too busy wanking to ready access internet porn to notice, does it make a sound?
Is Daniel Bard ready to Oh, Fuck it... Linsanity!?